Post by jace on Apr 25, 2016 22:09:27 GMT
The fine art of tag team wrestling.
I’ve always been a fan of it and it’s one of the main reasons I decided to come over here to Japan in the first place because here they really appreciate tag team wrestling.
You can be one of the very best wrestlers in the world.
Like say… Jason Cashe.
However if your partner isn’t on that same level as you are. If your partner is some washed out stoner that probably fit better as an extra in a Cheech & Chong movie then you’re probably not going to be great as a tag team.
You can train, you can work at it but to truly be magnificent at what you do… you have to know your partner inside and out. You have to be able to know what that person is thinking three steps of ahead of what your opponents are going to do because in tag team wrestling things happen in a fucking instant.
So… who better to personify real essence of tag team wrestling other than a husband and a wife?
And that’s where The Davidson or rather Ascended Supremacy comes in.
You see Tara and myself are one of the best tag teams in this business today, and if you haven’t heard of us before then you’ve been living under a rock for a majority of your career.
Individually we’re outstanding. Tara being the undefeated monster that is the current GPC Junior Heavyweight Champion here in NJFC.
And of course yours truly being undefeated and the current GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
Which is all fine and good on it’s own but then you put us together? Well, let’s just say there are some forces of nature that you just don’t fuck with and Ascended Supremacy is one of them.
Unfortunately for the team of G.X.M. they face the eye of this hurricane head on in the very first round of the tournament to crown new GPC World Tag Team Champions.
Ravenous, Black Oynx… I sincerely hope that you enjoy your trip here to Japan because trust me when I tell you that you’ll be heading back home empty handed.
There are only a handful of teams in this entire tournament that pose a threat to myself and Tara and you are not one of them. There is even a smaller select group teams that can match the skill that Tara and I process inside of the ring. These Championship belts we hold, our accomplishments in any and all federations we’ve been in, and the fact that we’ve ruled NJFC with an iron fist speaks for itself.
But you two rejects from an anime based video game seriously think you’re going to walk into here and not only get by us in the first round but win the entire tournament?
Why is that exactly?
Is it because you know a couple of submission moves, or that you claim your experts in just about every single fighting style that is on this planet?
Is that fact or just a bunch of hot air?
I tend not to believe two people that can’t even do their own talking for themselves. Is it because you’re not creative enough to form coherent sentences on your own? Or maybe it’s the fact that once either of you opened your mouth for longer than three seconds your obvious lies about just how good you think you are would become very apparent for all of us to see?
I mean why else would you want us to “say it to your fist” or claim that “actions speak louder than words” if it wasn’t for the fact you were trying to ride the wave of these lies as far as they possibly could take you?
But who could blame you really?
The fact that you’re going against us in the very first round of this tournament has sealed your fate already. It’s a shame you’re going to spend all that time on a flight to come here to Japan to last what? Ten minutes top inside of a wrestling ring before ultimately heading back to the locker room after we use your faces to scrub the canvas clean.
Sounds like a pretty fucked up deal if you ask me.
But see there’s hope...not of you winning the match or anything because let’s be real here. You’re about as fucked as a couple of 12 year old girls in a trailer park gangbang.
However what we will do is make sure that after it’s all said and done that Tara and I will sign any and all memorabilia you want.
For the very low and fair price of 10 easy payments of $199.95
Not just because we feel sorry for you… (we do) but because we care about the people we cripple inside of the ring for the entertainment of others.
So no need to worry about all the other teams in this tournament.
Don’t fret about making room in your luggage to fit those GPC World Tag Team Championship belts because frankly you won’t be here long enough to even have to bother unpacking at all.
See the sights… eat some sushi… buy some little girl panties out of a vending machine. Get the full Japanese experience because come the end of April the only thing you’re going to be able to do is bend over, pucker up, and get ready to kiss it fucking goodbye.
This is our territory, our Championship belts, our tournament to win.
But for now? We welcome you to our Kingdom.
Accept our hospitality and bow down to your King & Queen.
It’s just better that way because if you struggle? Then we will have no problem making sure you leave Japan without your heads attached to your fucking shoulders.
I’ve always been a fan of it and it’s one of the main reasons I decided to come over here to Japan in the first place because here they really appreciate tag team wrestling.
You can be one of the very best wrestlers in the world.
Like say… Jason Cashe.
However if your partner isn’t on that same level as you are. If your partner is some washed out stoner that probably fit better as an extra in a Cheech & Chong movie then you’re probably not going to be great as a tag team.
You can train, you can work at it but to truly be magnificent at what you do… you have to know your partner inside and out. You have to be able to know what that person is thinking three steps of ahead of what your opponents are going to do because in tag team wrestling things happen in a fucking instant.
So… who better to personify real essence of tag team wrestling other than a husband and a wife?
And that’s where The Davidson or rather Ascended Supremacy comes in.
You see Tara and myself are one of the best tag teams in this business today, and if you haven’t heard of us before then you’ve been living under a rock for a majority of your career.
Individually we’re outstanding. Tara being the undefeated monster that is the current GPC Junior Heavyweight Champion here in NJFC.
And of course yours truly being undefeated and the current GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
Which is all fine and good on it’s own but then you put us together? Well, let’s just say there are some forces of nature that you just don’t fuck with and Ascended Supremacy is one of them.
Unfortunately for the team of G.X.M. they face the eye of this hurricane head on in the very first round of the tournament to crown new GPC World Tag Team Champions.
Ravenous, Black Oynx… I sincerely hope that you enjoy your trip here to Japan because trust me when I tell you that you’ll be heading back home empty handed.
There are only a handful of teams in this entire tournament that pose a threat to myself and Tara and you are not one of them. There is even a smaller select group teams that can match the skill that Tara and I process inside of the ring. These Championship belts we hold, our accomplishments in any and all federations we’ve been in, and the fact that we’ve ruled NJFC with an iron fist speaks for itself.
But you two rejects from an anime based video game seriously think you’re going to walk into here and not only get by us in the first round but win the entire tournament?
Why is that exactly?
Is it because you know a couple of submission moves, or that you claim your experts in just about every single fighting style that is on this planet?
Is that fact or just a bunch of hot air?
I tend not to believe two people that can’t even do their own talking for themselves. Is it because you’re not creative enough to form coherent sentences on your own? Or maybe it’s the fact that once either of you opened your mouth for longer than three seconds your obvious lies about just how good you think you are would become very apparent for all of us to see?
I mean why else would you want us to “say it to your fist” or claim that “actions speak louder than words” if it wasn’t for the fact you were trying to ride the wave of these lies as far as they possibly could take you?
But who could blame you really?
The fact that you’re going against us in the very first round of this tournament has sealed your fate already. It’s a shame you’re going to spend all that time on a flight to come here to Japan to last what? Ten minutes top inside of a wrestling ring before ultimately heading back to the locker room after we use your faces to scrub the canvas clean.
Sounds like a pretty fucked up deal if you ask me.
But see there’s hope...not of you winning the match or anything because let’s be real here. You’re about as fucked as a couple of 12 year old girls in a trailer park gangbang.
However what we will do is make sure that after it’s all said and done that Tara and I will sign any and all memorabilia you want.
For the very low and fair price of 10 easy payments of $199.95
Not just because we feel sorry for you… (we do) but because we care about the people we cripple inside of the ring for the entertainment of others.
So no need to worry about all the other teams in this tournament.
Don’t fret about making room in your luggage to fit those GPC World Tag Team Championship belts because frankly you won’t be here long enough to even have to bother unpacking at all.
See the sights… eat some sushi… buy some little girl panties out of a vending machine. Get the full Japanese experience because come the end of April the only thing you’re going to be able to do is bend over, pucker up, and get ready to kiss it fucking goodbye.
This is our territory, our Championship belts, our tournament to win.
But for now? We welcome you to our Kingdom.
Accept our hospitality and bow down to your King & Queen.
It’s just better that way because if you struggle? Then we will have no problem making sure you leave Japan without your heads attached to your fucking shoulders.
