Post by jamisonwrestle on Apr 28, 2016 18:19:25 GMT
(The camera opens on the suburbs of Cleveland,Ohio, which just happens to be home to Mike Jamison. NJFC camera crew pulls up to a Colonial house with a two car garage. They walk up to the front door and look through the window to make sure it’s the right address. They open the door to see Mike Jamison sitting on black leather sofa in his living room in a navy blue suit and brown dress shoes. He's flanked by suitcases as he has his feet on his coffee table with remote in hand laughing while he rewinds and plays the Standard Wrestling Unit's promo he found online. In the middle of watching his phone rings
)
Jamison: Tragik? Jesus Christ whats going on out there?
Unable to hear on camera Tragik tells him his dilemma
Jamison: You sick son of a bitch you cant be beating the shit out of those asian broads like that. Granted their hookers but those Japs dont like us americans slaying their girls.
(Again unable to hear on camera what Tragik says)
Jamison: Yea I understand they all have tight pussies, do you think those Japs with their micro cocks are doing any real damage?
(Unable to hear what Tragik says
)
Jamison: Ill be out there soon. Limo should be here soon or so this dipshit said. Yo you did you see this Standard wrestling Unit promo on us? What a bunch of jackoffs.
(Tragik speaking back on the other line)
Jamison: You gotta watch this, I cant figure out if theyre the ambiguously gay duo or some recently graduated nerds from high school? Guys are wearing K-Swiss. Isnt that what the forty year old virgin wore? And the khakis and polos? These guys gotta be dog shit wrestlers if the best they can do is dress like that looking like they shopped at a Kmart Blue light special.
Jamison hears what Tragik says and laughs loudly throughout his house
Jamison: Right, I mean these fruitloops are hand in hand on a porch with matching clothes talking about how they can beat us. I dont know where these lames are from but they better go google some Championship wrestling from Texas video and get a feel for what theyre about to get. I mean seriously These two cant be serious. Listen ill catch up with you when I get out there, this fucking cameraman is here not getting the hint I dont want to hear his broken english.
(Mike hangs up the phone and puts it on the end table next to him. He grabs a swig of the water bottle sitting on the end table next to him and takes a swig before looking at the camera)
Jamison: Now what the fuck did you want barging in my house? Do you barbarians not know any manners? What do you want to hear my opinion on now?
(A little Japanese reporter about 5’4 in a charcoal grey suit looks around and hesitates before sticking a microphone in Mike Jamison’s face)
Jamison: GIVE ME THST FUCKING MICROPHONE DIPSHIT.
(The reporter backs off with a wide eyed look
)
Jamison: You can ask the questions from their, I cant stand that smell like you just washed dishes in a wok for the past twelve hours. With your best broken English ask me what you want on these two shitbricks before I head to the airport.
Japanese Reporter: Mi-coo Sannnn…
Jamsion: Mi-Coo san… Are you fucking kidding me? Don’t ever use my government name. Matter of fact never speak my name. Just ask the questions.
Japanese Reporter: Do you hear Stan-dad Wrecking Crewwww say dey ahhh the bestttt team in tha business?
Jamison: Yeah I saw that backyard wrestling quality promo they kicked. Their two broke bitches with no style. I mean Im on track to be winning championship gold here in the U.S in the next few weeks and Tragik is on the verge of beign a World champion. What have these two done that’s respectable besides dressing some fake ass catholic school uniforms? Ive competed in Japan before I know how it works. Strange but a rare occurrence of the white man usually being held down. But this tournament is going to change all that. With Tragik watching my back and vice versa were about to take the world by storm. You have contact back home Right? Or did Godzilla take a dump on it again?
(Japanese reporter shakes his head acknowledging he has contact in Japan
)
Jamison: How bad do you hate us over there? I just about said all I could to fuck your country up with the truth. I barely even touched on what we plan on doing in this tournament. So is that what you want to hear?
Japanese Reporter looking at him dumbfounded
Jamison: Answer me motherfucker I cant break this shit down any easier for you. God dammit someone in that so called over educated country that can translate 80% of English should have came to interview me not you two.
(Mikes phone rings and it’s the limo driver, Mike hangs up and looks back at the camera man
)
Jamsion: These two hacks are gonna be our warmup. I don’t feel threatened by two clowns in polos that had theyre name passed down or some hillbilly shit like that. Were out for blood and in the process plan on ending career. Our biggest problem isn’t the standard wrestling unit, its wheither or not were gonna break there necks inside the ring or out. What do you think Spike piledrivers on chairs or on the cold pavement outside the ring?
(Japanese reporter is about to answer until Mike cuts him off
)
Jamison: Shut the fuck up I can care less what you think. Now get out I have a plane to catch.
(The camera crew rushes out as the last shot they take is Mike grabbing his luggage heading to the door)
)
Jamison: Tragik? Jesus Christ whats going on out there?
Unable to hear on camera Tragik tells him his dilemma
Jamison: You sick son of a bitch you cant be beating the shit out of those asian broads like that. Granted their hookers but those Japs dont like us americans slaying their girls.
(Again unable to hear on camera what Tragik says)
Jamison: Yea I understand they all have tight pussies, do you think those Japs with their micro cocks are doing any real damage?
(Unable to hear what Tragik says
)
Jamison: Ill be out there soon. Limo should be here soon or so this dipshit said. Yo you did you see this Standard wrestling Unit promo on us? What a bunch of jackoffs.
(Tragik speaking back on the other line)
Jamison: You gotta watch this, I cant figure out if theyre the ambiguously gay duo or some recently graduated nerds from high school? Guys are wearing K-Swiss. Isnt that what the forty year old virgin wore? And the khakis and polos? These guys gotta be dog shit wrestlers if the best they can do is dress like that looking like they shopped at a Kmart Blue light special.
Jamison hears what Tragik says and laughs loudly throughout his house
Jamison: Right, I mean these fruitloops are hand in hand on a porch with matching clothes talking about how they can beat us. I dont know where these lames are from but they better go google some Championship wrestling from Texas video and get a feel for what theyre about to get. I mean seriously These two cant be serious. Listen ill catch up with you when I get out there, this fucking cameraman is here not getting the hint I dont want to hear his broken english.
(Mike hangs up the phone and puts it on the end table next to him. He grabs a swig of the water bottle sitting on the end table next to him and takes a swig before looking at the camera)
Jamison: Now what the fuck did you want barging in my house? Do you barbarians not know any manners? What do you want to hear my opinion on now?
(A little Japanese reporter about 5’4 in a charcoal grey suit looks around and hesitates before sticking a microphone in Mike Jamison’s face)
Jamison: GIVE ME THST FUCKING MICROPHONE DIPSHIT.
(The reporter backs off with a wide eyed look
)
Jamison: You can ask the questions from their, I cant stand that smell like you just washed dishes in a wok for the past twelve hours. With your best broken English ask me what you want on these two shitbricks before I head to the airport.
Japanese Reporter: Mi-coo Sannnn…
Jamsion: Mi-Coo san… Are you fucking kidding me? Don’t ever use my government name. Matter of fact never speak my name. Just ask the questions.
Japanese Reporter: Do you hear Stan-dad Wrecking Crewwww say dey ahhh the bestttt team in tha business?
Jamison: Yeah I saw that backyard wrestling quality promo they kicked. Their two broke bitches with no style. I mean Im on track to be winning championship gold here in the U.S in the next few weeks and Tragik is on the verge of beign a World champion. What have these two done that’s respectable besides dressing some fake ass catholic school uniforms? Ive competed in Japan before I know how it works. Strange but a rare occurrence of the white man usually being held down. But this tournament is going to change all that. With Tragik watching my back and vice versa were about to take the world by storm. You have contact back home Right? Or did Godzilla take a dump on it again?
(Japanese reporter shakes his head acknowledging he has contact in Japan
)
Jamison: How bad do you hate us over there? I just about said all I could to fuck your country up with the truth. I barely even touched on what we plan on doing in this tournament. So is that what you want to hear?
Japanese Reporter looking at him dumbfounded
Jamison: Answer me motherfucker I cant break this shit down any easier for you. God dammit someone in that so called over educated country that can translate 80% of English should have came to interview me not you two.
(Mikes phone rings and it’s the limo driver, Mike hangs up and looks back at the camera man
)
Jamsion: These two hacks are gonna be our warmup. I don’t feel threatened by two clowns in polos that had theyre name passed down or some hillbilly shit like that. Were out for blood and in the process plan on ending career. Our biggest problem isn’t the standard wrestling unit, its wheither or not were gonna break there necks inside the ring or out. What do you think Spike piledrivers on chairs or on the cold pavement outside the ring?
(Japanese reporter is about to answer until Mike cuts him off
)
Jamison: Shut the fuck up I can care less what you think. Now get out I have a plane to catch.
(The camera crew rushes out as the last shot they take is Mike grabbing his luggage heading to the door)
