Post by Kurt Newman on Mar 24, 2016 1:09:57 GMT
(Alright, he's safe.......for now. So after a long day of working out, I'm hot and sweaty and just want to take a shower. Also a good time to do a promo since they're due tomorrow. Only wearing my wrestling trunks, I let the sweat slide down my perfect six pack as I begin my promo.)
KN: "A few weeks ago on Twitter, I tweeted out that 99 percent of what I say is actually bullshit. That I say what I say and do what I do so that I can push my opponents to their very best because if they aren't at their best then what's the purpose of the match. This is the real Kurt Newman ladies and gentlemen, and Johnny would had known this if only he had read that tweet. But he couldn't? Why? Because Johnny doesn't have Twitter."
(I can't help but grin with disbelief as I pat my hands on my knees.)
KN: "How the hell, especially in the wrestling world today, does a wrestler not have a Twitter account or any other social media device?"
(I quickly pull out my iPhone 6 from a nearby table and hold it in front of the camera.)
KN: "You see this Johnny? This is called an iPhone. I know it's much smaller than that rotary phone that you own but this phone right here, with all the apps inside of it, can make or break a wrestlers career. This device can connect to thousands to millions of people and let them know who you are, where you're wrestling, and where you'll be heading next. It's a new concept and all Johnny but it's one of the reasons why I've had more people watch my one promo than your two promos.....combined. More eyes on promos means more eyes during pay per views."
(I pause for a moment as I take a sip of water.)
KN: "I'm ramming this down your throat right now Johnny because you as champion will not help NJFC reach greatness. I know this is a new concept for you and all since the only belts that you've had in your career were in Feds that wrestled in the hick towns of Canada......but just defending that title is only part of the job. When you have a title like the Global Title, a title that means something in NJFC, you carry the the responsibility of promoting the fed so that more eyes and more asses get in those seats. Honest question Johnny, how many interviews have you done for NJFC? How many TV shows? How many radio or magazines have you talked with to promote NJFC? I don't know and I have no way of knowing because you have no way of putting that type of info out to your two fans!
You're a great wrestler Johnny. I already know that it'll be down to the wire with our match and that the better person.....aka me...... will win. But while you think about yourself and how badly you want to kick my ass for attacking you from behind........FYI that's how Ric Flair, HHH, and countless other wrestlers, both face and heel, have been doing since the beginning of wrestling. So grow a pare and stop bitching about it........but back to the promo........I did what I did to get back at James Peterson, so yeah, a little bit for my own interest, but I also did it for NJFC.
See Johnny I want NJFC to make money. Lots and lots of money. For us to make money, we have to get out there and promote ourselves while also putting on 5 star matches. I've already broke down that you suck at it and that I do a pretty good job at it when it comes to promoting. You also need wrestlers with some personality with high quality talent. Johnny, you can wrestle in that ring but you are a bore when it comes to the mic. "I'm going to kick your ass. You're a punk. You're an asshole. You're this, you're that. Blah, blah, blah." Same type of talk that's been going on since the 70s. Me on the other hand, I'm entertaining. I can make people laugh and enjoy life. Oh, and when it comes to wrestling, I'm one of the best. Not because I say I am but because I've proven it. Time and time again.
Johnny.......I've already won this match and you don't even know yet. Since I decided to come back I've planned everything out. Since the day I attacked you ratings for NJFC have been through the roof. I brought heat to a match that didn't have anything going for it. I pushed you to your best to beat Raab and I gave you a single goal with me as the prize. Me on the other hand, all I had to do was poke the bear and beat two chicks so that I could get a Global Title match. Now look at where we're at now. Main Event match, millions of eyes on us, and thousands of dollars on the line with advertisement money.......thanks to me by the way, you know, since I'm marketable and willing for promote NJFC. All I need to do now Johnny.....is win. I win this match Johnny and NJFC will go to places it has never gone to before. I will put this company on my shoulders and I will take it to the promise land where we will be successful from my sacrifices.......and from that the fruits of my labor will trickle down and flourish to the rest of the roster."
(I can't help but chuckle as I continue to talk)
KN: "I wish you the best of Luck Johnny, but we all know I'm fucking Lady Luck and she's been liking what she been getting lately."
(With that, I throw up a peace sign and make my way to the showers.)
