The Mayors of Tag-Team-Tropolis (Part Two, and final RP!)
Apr 17, 2016 2:08:52 GMT
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Post by wwjbcd on Apr 17, 2016 2:08:52 GMT
"And hey, be sure to tell 'em that Wayne Brady sent ya! Depends Undergarments: it's not just for the elderly and incontinent anymore!"
"And we're back from ideally our final commercial break!"
"Was that really Wayne Brady shilling adult diapers?"
"We can't legally say either way! Now, picking up where we left off, asking for The Pacific Wrecking Crew's thoughts on their potential second-round and beyond opponents."
Johnny sighs.
"Whatya got next, Lankster?"
"There's KashVille, with Tommy Knox acting as an independent, and Jason Cashe representing... uhh... I don't wanna say."
"You don't wanna say?"
"No! Can we just move on? You're not going to have anything nice to say about them anyway."
"Well, first off, Lankster, this is a competition of the highest order in the tag-team realm. We don't make nice-nice with our opponents, we make smash-smash with them! And as far as why you don't wanna say where Cashe is from, don't bother, I already know why! Another 4CW cockroach infesting New Japan. Well, no big deal. The 4CW doesn't matter, but ensuring the 4CW yahoos don't advance does! And for that, you've gotta get Yours Truly and 'Perfectly Sane' Maxwell Schneider to fit the bill... bills... whatever."
"W-well, uh, next, we've got the Standard Wrestling Unit, representing themselves, it seems, in the form of their Crews Academy, or Standard-gun?"
"Standard goon is right, eh, Maxie?"
"That ain't very nice, John-John. You don't know their journey!"
"Let's get some thoughts from Maxwell now! What are your thoughts on... the masked veteran Nirvana and his mystery partner?"
Schneider appears excited at the question.
"Ohhhh, a mystery partner! I wonder who it could be! Lex Luger, Bobby Eaton, Tully Banchard?"
Johnny looks confused at Schneider's suggestions, but just shakes his head and remains silent.
"More likely to be someone either in the NJFC already or perhaps someone from the promotion he owns, Strike Towers?"
"Or someone else from 4Ceeeee..."
Johnny glares at 3B. 3B clears his throat and chuckles a bit.
"There's... uh... we've got G.X.M., Ravenous and Black Onyx, representing both World Xtreme Wrestling and Brutal Force Wrestling."
"What does 'G.M.X.' stand for?"
Both disc jockeys look at each other and shrug. Schneider shrugs with them. JBC just sighs as he rests his elbow on the desk and his head in his hand.
"Well, maybe it stands for 'Gonna be Made to eXit', 'cause if they perCHANCE happen to step into the ring with us, they are gonna be made to exit, the easy way or the hard way, and I suuuuure do hope they pick the hard way! Who's next?"
"Uh, well, there's The Assassins, with Lucy representing the UWF-"
Schneider gasps in excitement.
"Probably not that UWF, Maxwell."
Schneider then looks dejected. It is for sure not the Bill Watts', Herb Abrams', or even Hisashi Shinma's version, though that would be the most apt of the three.
"Anyway, her brother Maxim is not representing anyone, so I guess technically he's essentially representing the UFW by default?"
"Wait a minute, didn't we already talk about some Assassin team?"
"No, Maxwell, that was The French Mime Assassins."
"Oh. Well, they're just a less specialized team of assassins then-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!"
Everyone else winces some more at his loud and sudden boisterous laughter.
"A-anyway, we missed a couple of team names back there. First, we have Jet City, the team of Jason and Kris Halich, acting as free agents."
"What does that mean?"
"Well, I guess it just means that they're not part of any other promotions at the moment, or simply aren't representing them if they are."
"Well, that ain't nice if that's the case. We might have ta tear their faces off if that's the case! And, if it's not the case, then,... it's nice to see another sibling team in this thing! I wonder if we beat one if the other lies down too!"
"Uh, that's only for identical twins, and only for feeling pain..."
"All the better! Identical twins are the easiest teams to beat!"
"If they're even identical tw- you know what, never mind."
"Next we have some more free agents in the team of Vincent Strassburg & King Sasori, collectively known as Vendetta."
"Sasori? Ain't that a Japanese girl's name?"
"It's Japanese for 'scorpion'..."
"So he's The Scorpion King? So he's The Rock?! We're gonna get to fight The Rock!?!"
"If I weren't already committed to this..."
"Uh, no, don't think so, Maxwell."
"Then I got nothin'."
"Oh. Well. Going back to where we were originally, we've got The World's Finest representing Fight 1. They're an all-female duo. You've definitely got something to say about that, huh?"
"Hey, you think I'm gonna slight 'em for bein' ladies? I've had a chunk-a my cheek bitten out by Rielle Hawke back in the AWA- not that AWA- or that other AWA either. Anyway, ladies can be crazy if you let 'em, Bar-Bar! And besides, wasn't there already a World's Finest team?"
"World's Most Dangerous..."
"Well anyway, World's Best, World's Most, little do they know that we're the Universe's Best Everything! Hey, that shoulda been out team name!"
"No..."
"And, uh, finally, oh dear God, finally, we've got The Beautiful Bodies, Marcus Levine, Chris Carter, and Alexya, representing the PRW. They'll surely be taking advantage of The Freebird Rule."
"What, they need three guys to get the job done? Bring six, 'cause that still ain't gonna be enough to take us on!"
Meanwhile, The Johnny's been reviewing the actual card for the show.
"Hey, there's like The Davidson's, Kline & Jamison, The Rebellion, Asuka & Kojima, and Takashi Shinobu & Hiroyoshi Suzuki left! 'Finally' my ass!'
"Well, we sadly don't have time for them, but maybe a quick wrap-up is in order?"
"Look, it doesn't matter who you missed or didn't miss. The bottom line is, the PWC plus the GPC equals Y-E-S! Count on it!"
"Well, thanks for being our first live wrestler guests, guys! Good luck on April 30th!"
"And we're back from ideally our final commercial break!"
"Was that really Wayne Brady shilling adult diapers?"
"We can't legally say either way! Now, picking up where we left off, asking for The Pacific Wrecking Crew's thoughts on their potential second-round and beyond opponents."
Johnny sighs.
"Whatya got next, Lankster?"
"There's KashVille, with Tommy Knox acting as an independent, and Jason Cashe representing... uhh... I don't wanna say."
"You don't wanna say?"
"No! Can we just move on? You're not going to have anything nice to say about them anyway."
"Well, first off, Lankster, this is a competition of the highest order in the tag-team realm. We don't make nice-nice with our opponents, we make smash-smash with them! And as far as why you don't wanna say where Cashe is from, don't bother, I already know why! Another 4CW cockroach infesting New Japan. Well, no big deal. The 4CW doesn't matter, but ensuring the 4CW yahoos don't advance does! And for that, you've gotta get Yours Truly and 'Perfectly Sane' Maxwell Schneider to fit the bill... bills... whatever."
"W-well, uh, next, we've got the Standard Wrestling Unit, representing themselves, it seems, in the form of their Crews Academy, or Standard-gun?"
"Standard goon is right, eh, Maxie?"
"That ain't very nice, John-John. You don't know their journey!"
"Let's get some thoughts from Maxwell now! What are your thoughts on... the masked veteran Nirvana and his mystery partner?"
Schneider appears excited at the question.
"Ohhhh, a mystery partner! I wonder who it could be! Lex Luger, Bobby Eaton, Tully Banchard?"
Johnny looks confused at Schneider's suggestions, but just shakes his head and remains silent.
"More likely to be someone either in the NJFC already or perhaps someone from the promotion he owns, Strike Towers?"
"Or someone else from 4Ceeeee..."
Johnny glares at 3B. 3B clears his throat and chuckles a bit.
"There's... uh... we've got G.X.M., Ravenous and Black Onyx, representing both World Xtreme Wrestling and Brutal Force Wrestling."
"What does 'G.M.X.' stand for?"
Both disc jockeys look at each other and shrug. Schneider shrugs with them. JBC just sighs as he rests his elbow on the desk and his head in his hand.
"Well, maybe it stands for 'Gonna be Made to eXit', 'cause if they perCHANCE happen to step into the ring with us, they are gonna be made to exit, the easy way or the hard way, and I suuuuure do hope they pick the hard way! Who's next?"
"Uh, well, there's The Assassins, with Lucy representing the UWF-"
Schneider gasps in excitement.
"Probably not that UWF, Maxwell."
Schneider then looks dejected. It is for sure not the Bill Watts', Herb Abrams', or even Hisashi Shinma's version, though that would be the most apt of the three.
"Anyway, her brother Maxim is not representing anyone, so I guess technically he's essentially representing the UFW by default?"
"Wait a minute, didn't we already talk about some Assassin team?"
"No, Maxwell, that was The French Mime Assassins."
"Oh. Well, they're just a less specialized team of assassins then-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!"
Everyone else winces some more at his loud and sudden boisterous laughter.
"A-anyway, we missed a couple of team names back there. First, we have Jet City, the team of Jason and Kris Halich, acting as free agents."
"What does that mean?"
"Well, I guess it just means that they're not part of any other promotions at the moment, or simply aren't representing them if they are."
"Well, that ain't nice if that's the case. We might have ta tear their faces off if that's the case! And, if it's not the case, then,... it's nice to see another sibling team in this thing! I wonder if we beat one if the other lies down too!"
"Uh, that's only for identical twins, and only for feeling pain..."
"All the better! Identical twins are the easiest teams to beat!"
"If they're even identical tw- you know what, never mind."
"Next we have some more free agents in the team of Vincent Strassburg & King Sasori, collectively known as Vendetta."
"Sasori? Ain't that a Japanese girl's name?"
"It's Japanese for 'scorpion'..."
"So he's The Scorpion King? So he's The Rock?! We're gonna get to fight The Rock!?!"
"If I weren't already committed to this..."
"Uh, no, don't think so, Maxwell."
"Then I got nothin'."
"Oh. Well. Going back to where we were originally, we've got The World's Finest representing Fight 1. They're an all-female duo. You've definitely got something to say about that, huh?"
"Hey, you think I'm gonna slight 'em for bein' ladies? I've had a chunk-a my cheek bitten out by Rielle Hawke back in the AWA- not that AWA- or that other AWA either. Anyway, ladies can be crazy if you let 'em, Bar-Bar! And besides, wasn't there already a World's Finest team?"
"World's Most Dangerous..."
"Well anyway, World's Best, World's Most, little do they know that we're the Universe's Best Everything! Hey, that shoulda been out team name!"
"No..."
"And, uh, finally, oh dear God, finally, we've got The Beautiful Bodies, Marcus Levine, Chris Carter, and Alexya, representing the PRW. They'll surely be taking advantage of The Freebird Rule."
"What, they need three guys to get the job done? Bring six, 'cause that still ain't gonna be enough to take us on!"
Meanwhile, The Johnny's been reviewing the actual card for the show.
"Hey, there's like The Davidson's, Kline & Jamison, The Rebellion, Asuka & Kojima, and Takashi Shinobu & Hiroyoshi Suzuki left! 'Finally' my ass!'
"Well, we sadly don't have time for them, but maybe a quick wrap-up is in order?"
"Look, it doesn't matter who you missed or didn't miss. The bottom line is, the PWC plus the GPC equals Y-E-S! Count on it!"
"Well, thanks for being our first live wrestler guests, guys! Good luck on April 30th!"
