Post by Jason Cashe on Apr 18, 2016 6:38:46 GMT
"Let's cut to the chase shall we? Only a few teams even matter so I don't feel the need to run down a whole list of teams when most will just be filler. The fawn for the teams of wolves and lions to devour. Why mention those teams at all? Let us begin!"
Sitting behind the wheel of his customized Short Bus, Jason Cashe looks towards the back where he has a bed setup. On it was Psyche Devyne, half way covered up with a sheet and half naked. Sleeping. He smiled in her direction before stepping off the bus. Rubbing his hands together, he almost feels like he was at a buffet about to pick what he wanted to eat first.
"Who shall it be? Timetits? No, what's their random generator name? Fuck it, Riddle and Hawk? Should they go first? WildLin? I am already up against Bryan Laughlin on the 24th so hmm... How about the random ass pairing of Bryan Williams and Sativa?"
Yawning or faking one, he didn't seem interested starting with any of those names. He had spent plenty time in the past talking about all of them but Devin Hawk and it was only because they hadn't officially met in person. Moving forward, he just takes off walking. The sky in his background bright with a clear day, no clouds.
"Bloody Best Friends? Monarchy? Wow... I mean it's hard to see who is even taking this serious! Here let's do it this way... Check it!"
Stopping his progress, he pulls a clinched fist and coughs to clear his throat.
"Beautiful Bodies can blow me. One, Two, Three, I don't care if it's Marcus, Chris, or Alexya who goes first but if you end up in the ring with KashVille? Consider it your Last Meal. Let all three of you stand waiting for a Tag because even 2-3 odds and the odds are still in the favor of this side. You know, the winning side when all is said and done?
The World's Finest? Bend over, let me test the product. Leave Katrina as flooded like the Hurricane in Naw'Leans! Lovecraft just sounds like a Porn name! So to me that means she lays on her back and makes loud noises because that's what the movies do. Pretending to be in the ring is far from being in there with any kind of skill. You girls should expect the worst..
Standard Wrestling Unit? Heh... Srrious fellas? Just how Standard is the Unit because the name... It just doesn't add anything special to the potential of a showdown. I see nothing from either, what I can find that says you'll even LAST! So saying your name is almost like inhailing a fat man's fart.
WildLin? Heh boys from 4CW. I've beaten one and by the time this Tournament takes place, I'll have beaten both. This pairing I KNOW is random. You have nothing in common and have less chemistry than that! I COULD say how confidence was never a lost art in this sport and I'm glad you both have it. Keep it, I will enjoy seeing it fade.
We have ANOTHER Wrecking Crew in Professional Wrestling folks! HUZZAH! Except when the excitement for that spreads you have to then see that Johnny Bonecrusher is involved and the excitement ends. The guy who was briefly in 4CW and all but tapped out because his skill inside the ring is only bright when the pond is small. He likes to talk, I'm sure his partner does too but they are as big of a real threat only when nobody else shows up to compete. Only bones he has crushed are chicken bones and only "global" he has seen was that inside a Class room. Spin it and place a finger, you aren't known there, where ever your finger lands...
Kurt Newman I've seen before, I actually WANT to be in the ring with this dude! He takes a punch and gives one! With a guy like him, I'll maybe get an autograph after I lay across his laid out, unconscious self for the victory. Heh, if it happens!
Sativa? Bryan Williams? This to me shows just how DEEP the connections really go in some places. It would APPEAR random but oh how things appear aren't always how they are in actuality right Williams? No, this isn't me once again reminding you how back on that bus of mine is your EX girlfriend. That's not what this is and without Aidan by your side? She must not have gotten the demands she wanted? Either way, creative tag name, bland meets folded. NEXT!"
Having to pause to try and remember other teams, he couldn't. Either they hadn't done anything to notice or they were tadpoles in a shark tank and just didn't belong or deserve the mention. Cashe was a realist and that to him was the just of it all.
"Now I'd be missing some pieces upstairs... More than I'm already missing if I didn't speak on Cyrus Riddle and Devin Hawk." Letting his tongue glide across and peek out over his lips.
"Another man associated with Lady Bug. Riddle and I are a unique situation, one that will build and erupt when the time calls for it. He is like a Brother to my girlfrie... Whatever she is becoming! Yet Riddle is a member of Omerta and I am Unstable. In 4CW and any place closer connected knows that those two entities are on opposite sides of a war zone.
I don't have any beef with Hawk but let's face rumors, Hawk might be teaming with you but Unstable has spoken to him as well. Yet AGAIN Riddle is here teaming with someone he isn't aligned with, someone he REALLY doesn't know and can't TRULY trust. I know my partner, I know his flaws and strengths and all you have seen when getting Hawk to agree to this was that you needed a creative name so that it can FABRICATE meaning something.
Who knows who will really show up for this? Every team will be there, every team will step through the ropes and compete. Teams will find disappointment and failure but only one can survive this and hold up those GPC Tag Team Championships. I wouldn't mind being one half of the Team that holds them up. Our Hands Raised! Our Victories over anyone, random or long term teams willing to put it all on the line. For Japan, for NJFC, for the Traditions being paved right now! I will be apart of that, I will fight, bleed and find a way... Trouble is coming to Japan, coming to NJFC... Stay tuned!"
He didn't need to know everyone, just those he expected and a few who could be a surprise. He would be ready, Knox would be ready. It was only a matter of who else would be.
Sitting behind the wheel of his customized Short Bus, Jason Cashe looks towards the back where he has a bed setup. On it was Psyche Devyne, half way covered up with a sheet and half naked. Sleeping. He smiled in her direction before stepping off the bus. Rubbing his hands together, he almost feels like he was at a buffet about to pick what he wanted to eat first.
"Who shall it be? Timetits? No, what's their random generator name? Fuck it, Riddle and Hawk? Should they go first? WildLin? I am already up against Bryan Laughlin on the 24th so hmm... How about the random ass pairing of Bryan Williams and Sativa?"
Yawning or faking one, he didn't seem interested starting with any of those names. He had spent plenty time in the past talking about all of them but Devin Hawk and it was only because they hadn't officially met in person. Moving forward, he just takes off walking. The sky in his background bright with a clear day, no clouds.
"Bloody Best Friends? Monarchy? Wow... I mean it's hard to see who is even taking this serious! Here let's do it this way... Check it!"
Stopping his progress, he pulls a clinched fist and coughs to clear his throat.
"Beautiful Bodies can blow me. One, Two, Three, I don't care if it's Marcus, Chris, or Alexya who goes first but if you end up in the ring with KashVille? Consider it your Last Meal. Let all three of you stand waiting for a Tag because even 2-3 odds and the odds are still in the favor of this side. You know, the winning side when all is said and done?
The World's Finest? Bend over, let me test the product. Leave Katrina as flooded like the Hurricane in Naw'Leans! Lovecraft just sounds like a Porn name! So to me that means she lays on her back and makes loud noises because that's what the movies do. Pretending to be in the ring is far from being in there with any kind of skill. You girls should expect the worst..
Standard Wrestling Unit? Heh... Srrious fellas? Just how Standard is the Unit because the name... It just doesn't add anything special to the potential of a showdown. I see nothing from either, what I can find that says you'll even LAST! So saying your name is almost like inhailing a fat man's fart.
WildLin? Heh boys from 4CW. I've beaten one and by the time this Tournament takes place, I'll have beaten both. This pairing I KNOW is random. You have nothing in common and have less chemistry than that! I COULD say how confidence was never a lost art in this sport and I'm glad you both have it. Keep it, I will enjoy seeing it fade.
We have ANOTHER Wrecking Crew in Professional Wrestling folks! HUZZAH! Except when the excitement for that spreads you have to then see that Johnny Bonecrusher is involved and the excitement ends. The guy who was briefly in 4CW and all but tapped out because his skill inside the ring is only bright when the pond is small. He likes to talk, I'm sure his partner does too but they are as big of a real threat only when nobody else shows up to compete. Only bones he has crushed are chicken bones and only "global" he has seen was that inside a Class room. Spin it and place a finger, you aren't known there, where ever your finger lands...
Kurt Newman I've seen before, I actually WANT to be in the ring with this dude! He takes a punch and gives one! With a guy like him, I'll maybe get an autograph after I lay across his laid out, unconscious self for the victory. Heh, if it happens!
Sativa? Bryan Williams? This to me shows just how DEEP the connections really go in some places. It would APPEAR random but oh how things appear aren't always how they are in actuality right Williams? No, this isn't me once again reminding you how back on that bus of mine is your EX girlfriend. That's not what this is and without Aidan by your side? She must not have gotten the demands she wanted? Either way, creative tag name, bland meets folded. NEXT!"
Having to pause to try and remember other teams, he couldn't. Either they hadn't done anything to notice or they were tadpoles in a shark tank and just didn't belong or deserve the mention. Cashe was a realist and that to him was the just of it all.
"Now I'd be missing some pieces upstairs... More than I'm already missing if I didn't speak on Cyrus Riddle and Devin Hawk." Letting his tongue glide across and peek out over his lips.
"Another man associated with Lady Bug. Riddle and I are a unique situation, one that will build and erupt when the time calls for it. He is like a Brother to my girlfrie... Whatever she is becoming! Yet Riddle is a member of Omerta and I am Unstable. In 4CW and any place closer connected knows that those two entities are on opposite sides of a war zone.
I don't have any beef with Hawk but let's face rumors, Hawk might be teaming with you but Unstable has spoken to him as well. Yet AGAIN Riddle is here teaming with someone he isn't aligned with, someone he REALLY doesn't know and can't TRULY trust. I know my partner, I know his flaws and strengths and all you have seen when getting Hawk to agree to this was that you needed a creative name so that it can FABRICATE meaning something.
Who knows who will really show up for this? Every team will be there, every team will step through the ropes and compete. Teams will find disappointment and failure but only one can survive this and hold up those GPC Tag Team Championships. I wouldn't mind being one half of the Team that holds them up. Our Hands Raised! Our Victories over anyone, random or long term teams willing to put it all on the line. For Japan, for NJFC, for the Traditions being paved right now! I will be apart of that, I will fight, bleed and find a way... Trouble is coming to Japan, coming to NJFC... Stay tuned!"
He didn't need to know everyone, just those he expected and a few who could be a surprise. He would be ready, Knox would be ready. It was only a matter of who else would be.
