Post by jamisonwrestle on Apr 28, 2016 19:14:44 GMT
(Scene opens up with Mike Jamison a short time later on Cleveland Hopkins International aiport. For those who missed, Hes wearing his navy blue suit and brown dress shoes with a pair of aviator sunglasses on walking down the airport isle with two suitcases in tow. Mike finds a small airport bar by his terminal to help make the time pass. As usual these pesky NJFC reporters and cameramen want a story)
Jamison :Jesussss.......You asians are worse than stray cats you feed once. Once soundbite and you keep coming back. Your english must be horrible to not know what I think of all of you. Now what the fuck do you want this time? i just told you how I felt about those shit for brains foodstamps INC and their claim to be the best tag team in the tournament. Cant you just let me drink in peace before I take this flight halfway across the world to "The asian Shire" with the other millions of you halflings?
NJFC Reporter: Mista Jameesann, We hud what you taught about yowr upcoming opponents, what about the rest of the field?
Jamison: I looked into it a little but as far as I'm concerned theres no worries on my end or Tragik's. A little background for those who dont know. I was a former 3x Ncaa All american wrestler at THEE Ohio State University. I wasnt like half these guys some fanboy that cashed in his bank account full of high school grauation money to wrestle. I am an actual accomplished athlete. That is why I can take this standard crew serious or most of these guys in this tournament. I mean More than likely Ill face two Japanese tag teams after the first round. What makes me think that I can honestly outwrestled by them? I mean I competed in Japan up until this past fall. I know the style and I know theyre cheap games they try on the Gajian wrestlers. They have more to lose then us, they will lose face with the fans, their promotions owners and their families if they lose to us. I couldn't give a flying fuck if thats what happened to them. I might even be a courteous american and bring down two katana's for them to kill themselves after. Save face and thin the herd that is overcrowding Japan. I tried looking up stuff on possible opponents in the later rounds like Asuka and Kojima or Shinobu and Shinzuki but nothing comes up. Makes me wonder if Peterson has a powerplay up his sleeve to keep the belts in his promotion around native wrestlers waists. If thats the case expect a shitstorm to hit NJFC and we'll be prepared for Bill Clinton to come here to negotiate our relase like he did to that college kid in North Korea. What else do you want to hear about?
NJFC Reporter: In an Earlier interview youuu said "You will not come bock to Japan if you win title". Is that true?
Jamison: Man fuck Japan. As much as it was nice to get those large checks that were a pain in the balls to convert over to greenbacks at my bank at home, I hate it there. The food sucks, makes a New York City subway look sanitary and the wrestling is OVERRATED. Ok, so you dont bounce around like a meixcan jumping bean like they do south of the border. And south of the border is mexico before you open your mouth and ask. Dont you see.... Im doing all the talking so I dont have to hear that annoying accent and hear you rattle off stupid questions your boss sent you to ask. Matter of fact since he is american and can hold a normal conversation in english unless he lost that skill, tell him we can negiotiate a contract to come back but its gonna cost him BIG BUCKS. Or in your language "YENS on YENS".
(Mike Jamison takes a few sips off the 7 and 7 he ordered earlier and completely turns his attention to the T.V analyst talking about the upcoming Cleveland Indians-Philadeplhia Philliess series)
NJFC Reporter: (In a low voice) Is there anyone you want to specifically face in this tournament?
Jamison: What? I wasnt paying attention. Your a reporter, I shouldnt have to say what. Put a little base in your voice. I know your kind arent well endowed but your balls cant be that small to not speak up were in a god damn airport with people on their phones and friggin kids running around acting like assholes (pointing at kids being chased after by parents). What did you say?
NJFC Reporter: Who do you and Tragik look foward to facing the most?
Jamison: There you go, Once we rip through this field we have all eyes on the Usual Rudos in the finals. I dont like either D.C Wiland or Tiger Mask Red but there the next best team after us. Ive had my run ins with D.C recently and Ive only heard about Tiger mask Red but for sure Were all a cut above the rest in this tournament. This is going to the first of many battles we have with them cause once we go back to texas those son of a bitches are gonna come calling for a rematch and for damn sure were gonna give it to em.
(Mike Pounds down the rest of his drink and throws a $20 on the bar)
NJFC Reporter: Mista Jameesaannnn so....
Jamison: Speaking of is that the Usual Rudos over there (Pointing across the airport)
(The NJFC camera crew move towards that way a little trying to get a better look which is tough for their height, Just as theres enough of a gap Mike puts up his suitcases and takes off into the crowd. The NJFC camera crew looks around dissappointed that he didnt give them much of an interview)
Jamison :Jesussss.......You asians are worse than stray cats you feed once. Once soundbite and you keep coming back. Your english must be horrible to not know what I think of all of you. Now what the fuck do you want this time? i just told you how I felt about those shit for brains foodstamps INC and their claim to be the best tag team in the tournament. Cant you just let me drink in peace before I take this flight halfway across the world to "The asian Shire" with the other millions of you halflings?
NJFC Reporter: Mista Jameesann, We hud what you taught about yowr upcoming opponents, what about the rest of the field?
Jamison: I looked into it a little but as far as I'm concerned theres no worries on my end or Tragik's. A little background for those who dont know. I was a former 3x Ncaa All american wrestler at THEE Ohio State University. I wasnt like half these guys some fanboy that cashed in his bank account full of high school grauation money to wrestle. I am an actual accomplished athlete. That is why I can take this standard crew serious or most of these guys in this tournament. I mean More than likely Ill face two Japanese tag teams after the first round. What makes me think that I can honestly outwrestled by them? I mean I competed in Japan up until this past fall. I know the style and I know theyre cheap games they try on the Gajian wrestlers. They have more to lose then us, they will lose face with the fans, their promotions owners and their families if they lose to us. I couldn't give a flying fuck if thats what happened to them. I might even be a courteous american and bring down two katana's for them to kill themselves after. Save face and thin the herd that is overcrowding Japan. I tried looking up stuff on possible opponents in the later rounds like Asuka and Kojima or Shinobu and Shinzuki but nothing comes up. Makes me wonder if Peterson has a powerplay up his sleeve to keep the belts in his promotion around native wrestlers waists. If thats the case expect a shitstorm to hit NJFC and we'll be prepared for Bill Clinton to come here to negotiate our relase like he did to that college kid in North Korea. What else do you want to hear about?
NJFC Reporter: In an Earlier interview youuu said "You will not come bock to Japan if you win title". Is that true?
Jamison: Man fuck Japan. As much as it was nice to get those large checks that were a pain in the balls to convert over to greenbacks at my bank at home, I hate it there. The food sucks, makes a New York City subway look sanitary and the wrestling is OVERRATED. Ok, so you dont bounce around like a meixcan jumping bean like they do south of the border. And south of the border is mexico before you open your mouth and ask. Dont you see.... Im doing all the talking so I dont have to hear that annoying accent and hear you rattle off stupid questions your boss sent you to ask. Matter of fact since he is american and can hold a normal conversation in english unless he lost that skill, tell him we can negiotiate a contract to come back but its gonna cost him BIG BUCKS. Or in your language "YENS on YENS".
(Mike Jamison takes a few sips off the 7 and 7 he ordered earlier and completely turns his attention to the T.V analyst talking about the upcoming Cleveland Indians-Philadeplhia Philliess series)
NJFC Reporter: (In a low voice) Is there anyone you want to specifically face in this tournament?
Jamison: What? I wasnt paying attention. Your a reporter, I shouldnt have to say what. Put a little base in your voice. I know your kind arent well endowed but your balls cant be that small to not speak up were in a god damn airport with people on their phones and friggin kids running around acting like assholes (pointing at kids being chased after by parents). What did you say?
NJFC Reporter: Who do you and Tragik look foward to facing the most?
Jamison: There you go, Once we rip through this field we have all eyes on the Usual Rudos in the finals. I dont like either D.C Wiland or Tiger Mask Red but there the next best team after us. Ive had my run ins with D.C recently and Ive only heard about Tiger mask Red but for sure Were all a cut above the rest in this tournament. This is going to the first of many battles we have with them cause once we go back to texas those son of a bitches are gonna come calling for a rematch and for damn sure were gonna give it to em.
(Mike Pounds down the rest of his drink and throws a $20 on the bar)
NJFC Reporter: Mista Jameesaannnn so....
Jamison: Speaking of is that the Usual Rudos over there (Pointing across the airport)
(The NJFC camera crew move towards that way a little trying to get a better look which is tough for their height, Just as theres enough of a gap Mike puts up his suitcases and takes off into the crowd. The NJFC camera crew looks around dissappointed that he didnt give them much of an interview)
