Post by jace on Apr 29, 2016 0:00:11 GMT
Dear Illiterate skid marks,
Tag-Team-Tropolis is right around the corner.
Twenty-four teams enter.
One night.
And only one team can walk out and truly call themselves the GPC World Tag Team Champions.
Now I’m not going to bother going over each and every single one of these tag team because frankly some of you aren’t even impressive enough for me to bother remembering your names.
The only thing that needs to be focused on is the main event where three final teams will compete to become the newly crowned Champions.
Twenty-four becomes three.
And wouldn’t you know it there are only three teams in this entire tournament that are talented enough to even make it to the finals of this thing.
Those teams are as follows:
#1) Kashville: The pairing of Tommy Knox and the current 4CW XTV Champion Jason Cashe.
#2) Wildlin: The pairing of Jett Wilder and the former 4CW XTV Champion Bryan Laughlin.
#3) Ascended Supremacy: The pairing of the current GPC Jnr Heavyweight Champion Tara Davidson & the current GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
Yours truly.
Now being that things are bracketed the way they are all these of these teams just might not make it to the finals. Or should I say that either Kashville or Wildlin might get bumped off if they are forced to face Tara and I before the finals.
Either way these are the team you should be paying attention to in this tournament.
If you’re a fan this is the main event match you want to see because this would be the only match worthy of deciding just who the best tag team in the entire world happens to be.
Just a coincidence that all three of these teams represent 4CW and are coming here to assert their dominance. (Sorry Johnny Bonecrusher...guess you’re gonna have even more reason to block 4CW people on Twitter.)
It’s just amazing to me that both Tara and I are flying this far under the radar in this competition.
Which is fine by me. I’m glad everyone else is doubting us. I’m glad there aren’t teams forming alliances trying to take us out before we reach the finals. It just makes our journey to become Champions that much easier and if you happened to catch the press conference earlier you already know like FUCKING good with those belts around our waists.
And that?
That should be motivation for the Bryan Williams and Sativa whatevers of the world. Each and every team that I just said wasn’t worthy of being in the main event should be fighting like a motherfucker to prove me wrong but here’s the thing boys and girls.
I AM NEVER WRONG.
I wasn’t wrong when walked into NJFC and won the one night tournament to become the #1 contender to the GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
I wasn’t wrong when I said I would beat John Pariah within an inch of his sorry fat life to become the GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
I wasn’t wrong when I told everyone here that Tara and I would rule NJFC with an iron fucking fist and guess what? That’s exactly what the fuck has happened.
We have the Jnr & World Heavyweight Championship belts.
The Global Championship belt is as good as ours once Kurt Newman gets another shot at the human fruit basket that is Johnny Blowjobber.
And now the GPC World Tag Team Championship belts are just a one night tournament and a ladder match away from being in our possession. And wouldn’t you know it? No team in this tournament is both talented enough or as adapt at high flying as Ascended Supremacy.
I mean honestly…
Does anyone here believe that Tommy Knox has enough functional brain cells left in his head to even know how to work a ladder?
Does anyone think that Jett Wilder is going to be able to climb a ladder and pull down those Championship belts before getting a nose bleed half way up?
Then you figure in the fact that Bryan Laughlin and Jason Cashe just literally tried to murder each other the 4CW XTV Championship belt just the other night.
The safe money is on Ascended Supremacy.
The safe money is ALWAYS on Ascended Supremacy.
Nothing has changed. We have always been the best tag team that has ever stepped foot inside of a wrestling ring. We’ve always been the very best that NJFC has to offer. It just so happens that now we have been offered twenty-three sacrifices on a silver platter to drive home that fact in the most vulgar way that we can possibly imagine.
And trust me when we do it?
When we win this entire thing and virtual humiliate forty-six other human beings to the point people question why they ever became professional wrestlers.
The butt hurt will be epic.
It’s going to be Manifest Destiny look like a goddamn merry-go-round.
People are going to HATE the fact that came all the way to the other side of the fucking planet just to get unmercifully bent over and plowed by Ascended Supremacy like it was prom night.
It’s going to be brutal.
Hell, Bryan Williams might deactivate his Twitter account for a SECOND time.
And right smack dab in the center of it will be Ascended Supremacy with OUR brand new Championship belts. I’m going to polish the gold plate of the belt with your shame. I’m going to use your tears to keep from rubbing my dick raw ejaculate greatness all over that fucking ring in Tokyo.
From the top of the ladder
To the top of the world.
Truly, thank you for being so shitty so we can prove just how much better we are than all of you.
Sincerely yours,
The GPC World Tag Team Champions.
Tag-Team-Tropolis is right around the corner.
Twenty-four teams enter.
One night.
And only one team can walk out and truly call themselves the GPC World Tag Team Champions.
Now I’m not going to bother going over each and every single one of these tag team because frankly some of you aren’t even impressive enough for me to bother remembering your names.
The only thing that needs to be focused on is the main event where three final teams will compete to become the newly crowned Champions.
Twenty-four becomes three.
And wouldn’t you know it there are only three teams in this entire tournament that are talented enough to even make it to the finals of this thing.
Those teams are as follows:
#1) Kashville: The pairing of Tommy Knox and the current 4CW XTV Champion Jason Cashe.
#2) Wildlin: The pairing of Jett Wilder and the former 4CW XTV Champion Bryan Laughlin.
#3) Ascended Supremacy: The pairing of the current GPC Jnr Heavyweight Champion Tara Davidson & the current GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
Yours truly.
Now being that things are bracketed the way they are all these of these teams just might not make it to the finals. Or should I say that either Kashville or Wildlin might get bumped off if they are forced to face Tara and I before the finals.
Either way these are the team you should be paying attention to in this tournament.
If you’re a fan this is the main event match you want to see because this would be the only match worthy of deciding just who the best tag team in the entire world happens to be.
Just a coincidence that all three of these teams represent 4CW and are coming here to assert their dominance. (Sorry Johnny Bonecrusher...guess you’re gonna have even more reason to block 4CW people on Twitter.)
It’s just amazing to me that both Tara and I are flying this far under the radar in this competition.
Which is fine by me. I’m glad everyone else is doubting us. I’m glad there aren’t teams forming alliances trying to take us out before we reach the finals. It just makes our journey to become Champions that much easier and if you happened to catch the press conference earlier you already know like FUCKING good with those belts around our waists.
And that?
That should be motivation for the Bryan Williams and Sativa whatevers of the world. Each and every team that I just said wasn’t worthy of being in the main event should be fighting like a motherfucker to prove me wrong but here’s the thing boys and girls.
I AM NEVER WRONG.
I wasn’t wrong when walked into NJFC and won the one night tournament to become the #1 contender to the GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
I wasn’t wrong when I said I would beat John Pariah within an inch of his sorry fat life to become the GPC World Heavyweight Champion.
I wasn’t wrong when I told everyone here that Tara and I would rule NJFC with an iron fucking fist and guess what? That’s exactly what the fuck has happened.
We have the Jnr & World Heavyweight Championship belts.
The Global Championship belt is as good as ours once Kurt Newman gets another shot at the human fruit basket that is Johnny Blowjobber.
And now the GPC World Tag Team Championship belts are just a one night tournament and a ladder match away from being in our possession. And wouldn’t you know it? No team in this tournament is both talented enough or as adapt at high flying as Ascended Supremacy.
I mean honestly…
Does anyone here believe that Tommy Knox has enough functional brain cells left in his head to even know how to work a ladder?
Does anyone think that Jett Wilder is going to be able to climb a ladder and pull down those Championship belts before getting a nose bleed half way up?
Then you figure in the fact that Bryan Laughlin and Jason Cashe just literally tried to murder each other the 4CW XTV Championship belt just the other night.
The safe money is on Ascended Supremacy.
The safe money is ALWAYS on Ascended Supremacy.
Nothing has changed. We have always been the best tag team that has ever stepped foot inside of a wrestling ring. We’ve always been the very best that NJFC has to offer. It just so happens that now we have been offered twenty-three sacrifices on a silver platter to drive home that fact in the most vulgar way that we can possibly imagine.
And trust me when we do it?
When we win this entire thing and virtual humiliate forty-six other human beings to the point people question why they ever became professional wrestlers.
The butt hurt will be epic.
It’s going to be Manifest Destiny look like a goddamn merry-go-round.
People are going to HATE the fact that came all the way to the other side of the fucking planet just to get unmercifully bent over and plowed by Ascended Supremacy like it was prom night.
It’s going to be brutal.
Hell, Bryan Williams might deactivate his Twitter account for a SECOND time.
And right smack dab in the center of it will be Ascended Supremacy with OUR brand new Championship belts. I’m going to polish the gold plate of the belt with your shame. I’m going to use your tears to keep from rubbing my dick raw ejaculate greatness all over that fucking ring in Tokyo.
From the top of the ladder
To the top of the world.
Truly, thank you for being so shitty so we can prove just how much better we are than all of you.
Sincerely yours,
The GPC World Tag Team Champions.
