Post by Jack "The Ripper" Tillman on May 16, 2017 1:22:54 GMT
-Well......Jack wanted competition and he'll get it here with this Global Championship tournament. Going through the names and there are a lot of world class competitors. Bryan Williams, James Edwards, Owen Gonsalves, Craig Anderson, Devin Hearst, and Ace King. Don't get me wrong, I believe Jack can get the job done. It's just going to be a tough journey and if Jack wants to win that Global Title, he needs to play this whole tournament smart. Don't waste all your energy in the first match. Pace yourself. Don't show all you cards. Be smart with what you do in and out of that ring. Jack has all the tools to succeed, he just needs to put those tools to good use and know how to use them.
-Sitting in a leather chair in my study in Chicago, Illinois I put down the paper with all the contestants for the Global Championship and place it on a nearby table. With a cigar in hand, I take a few puffs from it before starting my promo.
Chris Constantine: "This little Global Title tournament......I look at it and I can't help but categorize this tournament into three types of people.
First you got the prostitutes who are only doing this thing for money. They're here because they need a big pay day because they either need to help pay off a mortgage, maybe a child support to that one chick in Lincoln Nebraska because the god damn condom broke, or make some extra cash to help pay off that cocaine addiction you've been off and on now for the past five years. I lump guys like Benny in this category because.....I love you Benny......but you're just here because you haven't burnt the bridge yet to NJFC. NJFC is one of the few places that will welcome you in with open arms and will take you as a talent because of what you've done in the past. Once you've lost this tournament and you burn yet another bridge in the wrestling industry, you'll be gone looking for another pay day for the only job you've ever been good at.
Secondly you have the whores of NJFC who are only here because there's a title on the line and anyone and everyone is invited to take part. Just like a prostitute, a whore will work only for money, but their selective. Their selective because their good, and they know that their stuff is the best and they've worked damn hard on it. But their attention goes all over the place. They'll love that brand new toy with the sports car and big house and love it and tell it that they're the best because they have money and a tan booth in the mansion. But after a week or so, they'll get bored and find a new honey daddy......or just an old sugar daddy that's stupid enough to take them back.
A guy like Bryan Williams comes to mind because he says he wants the title and that he wants to be the best in Japan.....but 4CW will always be home to Williams. All Perry Wallace has to do is pick up that phone, talk sweet nothings into Bryans ear, promise him the world, and Bryan will take that first jet right back into Perry's arms......and in doing so saying goodbye to NJFC and dropping the Global Title if it ever did come into his possession.
Finally you have the sluts who love it so much that they'll do it for free. They live, breathe, and will die for what they love because it means the world to them. Jack is a slut......yeah I know how it comes out when I say it aloud like that but it's true with this whole metaphor I'm trying to draw up, so work with me here."
-Need to take a pause to gather my thoughts. Could had said that line better but oh well. Let the twitter losers have a field day with that as they sleep in their parents basement. Taking a drag from my cigar, I let a few streams of smoke escape my mouth before talking again.
Chris Constantine: "Jack loves wrestling. This is his life. He breathes, sleeps, and eats wrestling. Unlike so many other people who are part time models, part time musicians for a band, or part time fitness trainers.......Jack is a full time wrestler who has been a dominate force in the wrestling scene since making his pro debut in January of this year. EWC he was a dominate force. Redemption Wrestling he's never been pinned and never been submitted. In GOL he's been turning heads left and right with his actions in that ring. In UKWL, he's just arrived but he's already made a name for himself. And in NJFC, the sky is he limit for what he can do here because unlike so many people here.....he actually calls NJFC..........home.
-Time to wrap this promo up.
Chris Constantine: "So to everyone thats over looking my client and thinking that they're going to steam roll past him and everyone else, believe me when I say that when Jack chops you across your chest, the echo of it will radiate throughout the arena and the sting of it will be the most painful chop in your entire career. When Jack kicks you in your leg.....it'll leave a softball size welt on your leg that will be bruised for months to come. And when Jack has his way with you and stretches you on the mat......he'll stretch body parts, muscles, and tendons you never knew existed and send you in a state of pain that is legendary only in hell."
-And to leave a little hint of things to come.........
Chris Constantine: "Cry havoc, and let slip my Dog Of War."
-With that, I take my cigar and kill it on top of the paper with everyone's name on it.
