Post by benny on Apr 25, 2018 20:24:18 GMT
(The members of the Small Boob Wrecking Crew walk into the conference room together, both wearing the wrecking ball t-shirts – available from Irish Whip Clothing! – and jeans. The reporters wait patiently for them to take their place at the podium, a few camera flashes go off around the room as Annie speaks up.)
ANNIE ZELLOR: Okey dokey, who’s first?
UK REPORTER: Adam Rossiter here with Defiant Wrestling Magazine. Annie, some people have commented that you two were rather dismissive of your opponents and the other teams ahead of this tournament. Do you have any comments on that?
ANNIE ZELLOR: Have we? I dunno, maybe if they’re feeling that way they can kinda, like, use it for motivation.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: He means our first round opponents have been making waves elsewhere, and we should be worried. Am I right, sweetie?
(But Adam Rossiter doesn’t have chance to respond before TCB speaks again.)
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: No more than we were before, sweetie. We’ve been watching their actions, trust me on that one. They’re impressive in a trio, they’re impressive in singles action. But are they the Small Boob Wrecking Crew?
ANNIE ZELLOR: Uh, no. No they’re not. On the plus side though, if we do somehow go out in the first round, like, at least everyone already expects them to win!
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: You’re too happy to be the underdog, sweetie.
ANNIE ZELLOR: I dunno, I just always find myself in this role. Might as well embrace it, you know. But, yeah, we came to NJFC to face the best teams. We came here to win this tournament. We came here to become the next GPC World Tag Team Champions.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: No matter whether people think we can or not…
JAPANESE REPORTER: You two, despite being one of the more experienced teams, do not have much tournament experience. Do you think this will work against you?
ANNIE ZELLOR: We’ve got tournament experience. Young Guns Cup, Dynamic Duos, Titan of Trios.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: World Crown Tag Team Tournament. But if you’re implying that we can’t handle the pressure, sweetie, think again.
ANNIE ZELLOR: We’ve been in tournaments, together, alone, against each other. Any way you wanna spin it, we’ve done it. We’ve held titles together all over the world – Japan, Germany, America.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: And you still want to ask us whether we have what it takes? Ok…
(TCB rolls her eyes in an exaggerated manner, before staring intently at the reporter who asked the question. Fortunately for him, he’s saved by another reporter asking another question.)
INDEPENDENT REPORTER: You’ve made your thoughts known about your first round opponents, as well as the current GPC World Tag Team Champions. What about the other teams in the tournament? Do you have any thoughts on them at all?
(Annie leans into the microphone and shrugs her shoulders.)
ANNIE ZELLOR: Uh, can you be more specific, please?
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: The Renjas? They’ll be lucky to get out of the first round. Unfortunately the same is probably true for Caleb Foster and Konrad Raab.
ANNIE ZELLOR: I’m kinda looking forward to seeing the Dogs of War though. They’ve been doing big things in FGA, CWC, Kamikaze Pro and wherever else they are.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: Ooh, that’d be a good match. GBH?
(She looks towards her partner, knowing Annie is better acquainted with the SCCW team.)
ANNIE ZELLOR: I like ’em. Good girls, good wrestlers. And I owe Miss Fortune for our Hudson Cup match last year, so I’d like to face them too. Same with Cashe & Knox.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: You owe them too, sweetie?
(Annie laughs, but shakes her head.)
ANNIE ZELLOR: Uh, no. Me and Laurel defended our titles against The Black Hand when we faced each other last time. But now the shoes on the other foot, I kinda wanna see what Tommy’s made of nowadays. Shootcamp?
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: On a downward spiral, I don’t see them breaking out of it any time soon. I do so look forward to their eventual split and focusing on their solo careers though. It’ll be twice as sad.
ANNIE ZELLOR: And they swap partners more than I do. Skull Kids? I dunno that much about them.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: We don’t need to. What about Error #404?
(Annie nods and smiles, which even causes TCB to break out into a smirk.)
ANNIE ZELLOR: Aww yeah. I’ve been wanting to step into the ring with Manny for months now, but, like, our schedules have never lined up. Now we’ve got the chance to meet up in this tournament–
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: –in Tag-Team-Tropolis!
ANNIE ZELLOR: You know it! And, yeah, if that happens then it’s gonna be amazing. If you wanna know if we like or respect anyone in this tournament, Manny’s at the top of the list. If you want me to give props to anyone in this tournament, it’s Manny.
THE CRIMSON BARONESS: And his partner is…something. But lets be honest, sweetie, Small Boob Wrecking Crew versus Error #404 would be one of the best matches in this tournament. If it happens in the finals, with another team, and those title belts hanging above the ring?
ANNIE ZELLOR: Then it’d be even better. But one things for sure, whoever’s on the other side of that ring to us is gonna get wrecked!
(With that, Annie and TCB bump fists before walking away out of the conference room.)
