Post by Kurt Newman on Feb 21, 2016 3:44:43 GMT
~We begin…….
*………...wait…….we doing a promo? After months away from efedding Chris is writing again?
~Ummm, yeah.
*Oh thank God, I needed the money from this job to continue my……..habits.
~It's your hentai porn fetish isn't it?
*WHAT!?!?! Nonononononono. I stopped watching that shit a few months ago. I'm into the furry scene now.
~What the hell is a furry?
*You know, people who dress up as anime animals with human characteristics.
~I thought that was Bronies?
*No, thats dudes who dress up like My Little Pony characters.
~I'm confused?
*There's a lot of fucked up things in this world my friend.
~Hmmmmmmm, you know we got a promo to do and its a max word count of one thousand. So the less we talk the more Kurt can talk.
*Wait, a thousand word word limit?…...what type of people actually do this type of shit?
~Losers…..now lets begin shall we as Kurt stands against a brick wall.
KN: "You know what sucked about being injured? It's the fact that I couldn't do the thing that I love…..that being wrestling. I wasn't able to do my regular routine that keeps me active and out of trouble from past demons. I wasn't able to get up and work out. I wasn't able to meditate and get my self mentally prepared for the match at hand. I wasn't able to look my opponents dead in the eye and see their fear as they stepped in the ring with me.
All I could really do was sit back and watch as everything that I had created in EWC crumble down like rubble. I had been stripped of my International Title and the Tag Team Title. People I thought were friends no longer were picking up my calls. Hell, management wouldn't even let me step foot in a EWC arena until I was fully healed. So I picked up the remote and just stopped paying attention to the wrestling world. And you know what, it helped. I focused on my rehab and getting back in the ring. Months passed and poof! Here I am. Wish I came back on better terms but I explained what I did at Global Takeover at the press conference so there's no need to repeat myself.
*And if you haven't checked it out then go do so at Press Conference section of the boards!
KN: "So management was nice enough to give me a match and decided to put me in a match where I'll be facing off against two chicks, or what I like to call Wednesday nights at the Kurt Newman household."
~Kurt can't help but have a cocky grin on his face as he stares into the camera.
KN: “I'm shaking in my boots James. Kurt Newman makes his return to wrestling and how do you show him your respect? You don't give him a match against Mark Storm, which would instantly be a five star match. You don't give him a match against King Flip where you would have the current EWC International Champ facing off against the formal International Champ who never lost the title. That match right there would be golden........ but that match isn't happening either. Hell, you could have me facing off against Luke Wolfe, which in my humble opinion, would be anther great match between the two of us since the last time we faced off it was in a Barbed Wire Ladder match for the International Title and we tore down that arena. But that isn't happening either.
What does Kurt Newman get instead? What does he get in his triumphant return? He gets Shelly Silver……..and Olivia Saint."
~You can see the disappointment on Kurts face as he combs his hand through his hair.
KN: "Now I understand James that you want to start me off slow and then work my way back to my normal self again but that's not how I work James. Each and every time I step in that ring I want to face off against the very best. Mark Storm is the best. King Flip is the best. Luke Wolfe is the best. But Shelly Silver and Olivia Saint…….they aren't the best. They're just two kids that are out of their league who shouldn't even be considered being in a Global Title match. Hell, Global title, Shelly Silver, and Olivia Saint shouldn't even be in the same sentence and yet they are for some strange reason.
Now I'm sure the two of you are great and everything in your own mind and in your click of friends and family, but let me be the reality check of your life here just for a second. Let me be the sound of reason through the mist of bullshit that will be clouding your judgement for the next couple of days. What ever you think you are in the wrestling world.....I'm better. What ever your friends tell you about this up coming match with me......they're only saying it to make you feel better. What ever your so called "fans" praise you with.......you're only the flavor of the month to them until they find the next shiny object. Like it or not I'm better than you in every single way possible. I'm moving on to face the Global Champ girls and there is nothing that is going to step in my way. And if I do some how lose........"
~Kurt slaps his hands to his side as he looks off into the distance.
Kurt Newman: "I might just retire for good."
*Wait what!?!?!?
~Shhhhhh, we have less than a hundred words left.
Kurt Newman: "Hope to hear from you two soon because this match is going to be boring without some back and forth."
~With that, Kurt holds up a peace sign and walks off.
*Ok seriously, what's this about retirements?
~Oooooh, I guess that'll have to wait till the next prom because that's noooooooooow one thousand words buddy.
